therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i think my mom watched the whole time
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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