you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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