That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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