So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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