a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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