physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
This baby is an asshole
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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