trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.