easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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