so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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