Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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