I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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