Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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