Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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