either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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