yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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