it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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