But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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