Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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