the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
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where does the pee come out of this thing
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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