Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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