K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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