your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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