Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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