Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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