I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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