I'm lost and stupid without you.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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