I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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