if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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