Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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