was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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