you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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