i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
im on a boat
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