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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.

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• (858): View more from California

  I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  you traded sex for a burrito?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?

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• (714): View more from California

  Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk

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• (516): View more from New York

  you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I just gargled with NyQuil

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.

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• (415): View more from California

  It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.

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