Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
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My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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