You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.