He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
smell my finger.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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