Michael Bay diarrhea
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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