yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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