R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I think my moral compass just broke
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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