so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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