but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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