he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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