i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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