she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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