There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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