you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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