He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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