someone get that fucking seahorse.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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