Betty ford says i'm here all night
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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