can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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