dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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