My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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