he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
it's like iHOP with fire
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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