She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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