Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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