dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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