Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.