I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
She announced her abortion via fbk
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.