I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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