I'm going to jail i love you
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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