i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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